Okay, last post before I leave tomrrow for Sweden, Finland, and Russia for two weeks.

I bought a drink at Costco today, and when I went over to fill up my cup at the soda fountain, it exploded on me. No, the cup didn't explode, the soda machine didn't explode, but the soda exploded out of the machine. Imagine exploding diarreah... actually, don't, cause that's pretty disgusting... coming out of the soda faucet. And at the same time that it drenches your hand in its huge eplosion radius of soda, it makes this loud "PFFFFFFT" sound. If you know me well enough, then you'll know that my reflexes suck. When people fake throwing punches of kicking me, I just stand there. Its impressive for those occasions, I guess, but itll probably end up being the death of me someday when someone points a gun at me and fires or something. So basically, I just looked down at my soda drenched hand and thought "wtf?" I tried several other faucets, but they did the same thing. Nothing worked until I just switched machines completely (they have 3 soda fountains at Costco). After I got my drink and wiped my hand off, I realized how amusing this could be. So I sat down at a table waiting for my pizza order, and just watched as a handful of people came by trying to get soda. For 15 minutes while my pizza was being made, I had myself a swell old time of watching people almost crap their pants when the soda exploded on them. This one girl even jumped back and almost fell over. I had a good time at Costco today. :P

Just a little bit awkward...

Hatchamadoo (11:27:46 PM): my balls are in your way
Hatchamadoo (11:27:48 PM): ahahahahaha
Hatchamadoo (11:27:50 PM):
jenny fe rsh urr (11:28:32 PM): what??
jenny fe rsh urr (11:28:33 PM): balls?
Hatchamadoo (11:28:40 PM): oh.. shiit...
Hatchamadoo (11:28:40 PM): lol
Hatchamadoo (11:28:42 PM): wrong window
Hatchamadoo (11:28:42 PM): haha
Hatchamadoo (11:28:51 PM): im playing yahoo pool with another person on aim right now
Hatchamadoo (11:28:52 PM): haha
jenny fe rsh urr (11:29:31 PM): LOL
jenny fe rsh urr (11:29:36 PM): yeah i was like...uhh ok
jenny fe rsh urr (11:29:37 PM): hha
Hatchamadoo (11:29:42 PM): lol
Hatchamadoo (11:29:51 PM): yeah.. im sure that must looked kinda weird..
Hatchamadoo (11:29:51 PM): haha
jenny fe rsh urr (11:30:32 PM): yeah it did lol

Del Mar Fair was great fun, especially seeing those Chinese ninja kung-fu guys checking Mimimimimi out, or staring at the ground above us with Ambrose when we were upside on some roller coaster at the freaking mercy of the handlebars.

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cotten kisses (10:28:53 PM): michael
cotten kisses (10:28:54 PM): humor me
cotten kisses (10:29:02 PM): doesn't the letter k look like the letter z?
Hatchamadoo (10:30:10 PM): a little
Hatchamadoo (10:30:17 PM): but thats just me humoring you.
cotten kisses (10:30:22 PM): -_-
cotten kisses (10:30:28 PM): i'll disregard the second part
Hatchamadoo (10:31:02 PM): lol

HoshiHug (11:30:35 AM): i enjoyed crotch griding u last night
Hatchamadoo (11:30:46 AM): i enjoyed being crotch grinded.
Hatchamadoo (11:30:47 AM): haha
HoshiHug (11:30:59 AM): well im glad
HoshiHug (11:31:00 AM): hahah
HoshiHug (11:31:04 AM): wow so much gayness..
Hatchamadoo (11:31:12 AM): yeah.. just a little.
Hatchamadoo (11:31:12 AM): lol
HoshiHug (11:31:26 AM): just a little

Music banquet was pretty fun. I got the outstanding award for my class again.

Hatchamadoo: i never noticed until recently how lesbian you are

*sometime later after discussing the picnic we'll be having on Thursday*

SUHSMILE: oooo, a date with michael sun! my dream come true!
Hatchamadoo: that doesnt make any sense
Hatchamadoo: im not a girl.
Hatchamadoo: ahahahahaha i made a funny

And for the record, I would never date Andrea. I'd feel guilty for taking her away from all her lesbian lovers.

So MC's prom was this past weekend. Even though it was the same DJ from WV's prom, I thought he did a lot better job this time around (read 2 posts down to see what I mean). He was still using Windows Media again, but atleast there was a bit more variety in the music, he took requests (Michael Jackson's Thriller was fun), and played a lot more slow songs.. ones that I actually knew. Haha. But I think the only reason for all the slow songs was because people kept getting too promiscuous on the dance floor, and the DJ had to slow it down. He even had to stop several times to announce that if we kept on being as frisky as we were, we'd have to stop the dance all together. All in all, it was one helluva night. Pictures, dinner, limo ride, dance, and after party were all fun. Leah's pool is really damn cold at 3 AM in the morning (who would've guessed). I didn't get home until 8 AM the next morning. I got about an hour and a half of sleep the whole night, all of which was during Tristan and Isolde, which I must say is a pretty gay movie. The whole time Ann looked amazing, and was a really fun date to be with. She smelled like blueberries. Thanks for tolerating me as your date, Ann :P.


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I gotta go. There's a lesbian bothering me on AIM.

On Wednesday evening, two F-16 fighter jets dropped two 500 pound bombs on a house in an Iraqi neighborhood, and successfully killed Abu Musab al-Zarqawi, Iraqi's most wanted militant, according to MSNBC. After 500 million dollars, several years, several hundred soldiers, spies, and intelligence gatherers were sent to go after this guy, we still had to resort to something as crude as dropping a thousand pounds of explosives on him? Why couldn't we do something a little more urbane? Something more suave like send in special forces, and not kill the 4 other people who were caught in the blast with al-Zarqawi, among them a woman and a child? Atleast we finally got him, I guess.

...but my idea would have made a better movie sometime in the future. :P

RiceWisSomeNoodO (11:25:19 PM): ayesha should jsut go to prom with kai
Hatchamadoo (11:26:31 PM): ahahahah
Hatchamadoo (11:26:43 PM): thatd be an intersting pair
RiceWisSomeNoodO (11:26:51 PM): haha yeah
RiceWisSomeNoodO (11:27:02 PM): for a second i though tyou spelled pair wrong RiceWisSomeNoodO (11:27:10 PM): and i was gonna say something
RiceWisSomeNoodO (11:27:14 PM): like you DUMB ASS
RiceWisSomeNoodO (11:27:17 PM): but then...
RiceWisSomeNoodO (11:27:18 PM): haha
RiceWisSomeNoodO (11:27:22 PM): yeah
RiceWisSomeNoodO (11:27:23 PM): ok
RiceWisSomeNoodO (11:27:25 PM): night...
RiceWisSomeNoodO signed off at 11:27:39 PM.

I'm guessing that people want to read about WV's prom. Alright. It was pretty fun, but the actual dance left something to be desired. I thought it was kinda poorly planned and executed, and the DJ DEFINITELY needs to do some work on his craft. I guess WV's ASB or Junior Class or whatever just missed their mark on this. But the pre-party/picture taking, limo rides, and dinner was fun. It was fun to see everyone dressed up and to see people from WV that I haven't seen in ages. Lisa has an amazingly chill group of friends. For some odd reason, I kinda went into it thinking that the group would be made up of a bunch of super high achieving Asians. I wonder how I could've gotten that idea :P. lol. And the last think I'll say but certainly not least is that Lisa was a great date, looked amazing in that homemade dress of hers, and I only hope that I was able to be as fun a date as she was for me.


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Next up to bat: MC

Bio Camp 2006!

It was definitely a great experience, despite the masses of bugs and the unforgiving weather (weather.com predicted temperatures in the mid ninties, Patty's car read 103 degrees farenheit in the morning, and we went freaking rock climbing in the afternoon). Highlights? Watching Kai get stuck on the cliff 4 feet off the ground during rock climbing was fun. The non-talent show and story telling around the campfire was crazy cool. Julia successfully scared the shit out of a 60 person group around the campfire several times after a ghost story by screaming and grabbing people from behind. Yeah... it was chaos. lol. Truth or dare with like 25 people until 1:30 AM was interesting most def (Justin LICKED Tyler). I didn't even use my tent or sleeping bag during the trip cause I tended to the campfire with Justin, Raymond, Kai, Hoyoung, Jessie, Felicia, and Fei(sp?) until dawn. Justin, Raymond, and I basically pulled an all nighter... I got about an hour of sleep (if you want to call it that) in a lawn chair by the fire . I shut my eyes at around 4 AM thinking Justin and Ramond would keep the fire going; at 5 AM, I woke up shivering and freezing my ass off to see that the fire was nearly dead and when I looked to my side, Justin and Raymond were out cold, so I trekked down to the beach to find firewood by myself. Its kinda scary walking through a forest-y area at night with no light.

There's sooooo much more to write about the trip, but I have to go write my speech so that I don't have to work on it this weekend during PROM AND SWIM BANQUET. Pictures from the trip will probably be on my myspace soon. That'll happen as soon as Mimi uploads them from her camera. Have you noticed that I pretty much steal all my pictures from Mimi?