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Tuesday, October 31, 2006

Tanya is sex. And I apologize for not putting her on my Thank-You list.

That was Tanya just now... now I'll write my actual post!

While browsing the aisles at Barnes and Noble the other day, I walked past the maternity section, and a certain book caught my eye. On the cover of the book was a spinwheel, and the wheel was divided into 8 sections, labeled either "Mom" or "Dad." The caption on the side said, "use this spinwheel to see who gets what responsibility!" So for fun, I decided to give it a few spins. The first time, it landed on dad. The second time, dad again. It landed on the dad for the next 7 times, never once landing on mom. So I'm standing there thinking, "wtf?! is this thing defying the laws of probability??" And thats when I actually looked at the wheel, and realized that there were 7 sections labeled "dad," and only 1 section labeled "mom." Yeah, I felt kind of stupid.

Wednesday, October 18, 2006

Does it seem like these interactive ads are just getting weirder?

Sunday, October 01, 2006

I'd like to thank Allison for being my homecoming date.
I'd like to thank Meg for letting us use her house as the rendezvous point.
I'd like to thank the 19 people who were in my group.
I'd not like to thank MC for throwing the worst dance in the history of dances.
And I'd like to thank Leah and everyone at her party afterwards, which was way better than the Homecoming dance that I wasted 15 dollars on.

I think I'm coming down with something, gahhh.