I'd like to thank Allison for being my homecoming date.
I'd like to thank Meg for letting us use her house as the rendezvous point.
I'd like to thank the 19 people who were in my group.
I'd not like to thank MC for throwing the worst dance in the history of dances.
And I'd like to thank Leah and everyone at her party afterwards, which was way better than the Homecoming dance that I wasted 15 dollars on.

I think I'm coming down with something, gahhh.