hapy cartwheel (9:59:19 PM): your butt is moist!!!!!

You would know, wouldn't you?

Mimi - "Just to be safe.. what is the firewood I'm bringing supposed to look like?"
Rest of the class - "... wood..?"

BIO CAMP YEAH YEAH

Eeeee! Westview's Prom is in one week!#!1!! I'm so excited, I just can't hide it! I don't actually know that song.. just that one phrase. And I'm sure that for a lot of people its the same, especially thanks to Mr. Currie.

I started reading Angel and Demons today, after its been sitting on my desk for nearly a year. In the first 10 pages, you find out that Robert Langdon was a diver, swimmer, and water polo player at Harvard. I already had a liking for him before, but now its like.. multiplied by 234098123.

I had a stroke of good luck today. I filled up my car's empty gas tank with only twenty dollars. Crazy, eh? So I pulled up to one of the pump stations at the Arco by my house, take out two twenty dollar bills, and head over to the self service paying machine thing. The first thing it asks you to do is select your pump station number, so I entered "2," but the machine told me that station 2 was already in use. Puzzled, I walked back to my car and verified that I was indeed at station 2. I go back to the service machine and try again, but it gives me the same message, so I head back to my pump station. Then I notice that the digitalized message on the screen of the pump reads "please remove nozzle and begin fueling" as if I had already put in money. I glanced around half expecting somebody to run over and explain that they had accidently put money into the wrong pump, even though I knew that wouldn't happen because they wouldnt't know which pump station the money would have gone to. So I put the nozzle in my car and begin fueling up, wondering just how much money had been put in. It kept up until the dial read $20.00. Since it takes that much to fill half my tank, I went back over to the service station and put in one of my two twenty dollar bills, and this time it worked. So I filled my tank up the rest of the way, and after the whole thing was over, I only paid twenty of my own dollars to fill my tank that held forty dollars worth of gas. I was pretty happy :P. Its like I found twenty dollars on the sidewalk. Although now that I think about, someone was probably wondering where they had accidently entered their twenty dollars into. Hmm. Ah well, it was their own fault, ahahahah.

This is pretty pathetic.. writing about my adventures at the gas station.

I really liked the movie The Da Vinci Code. I honestly think it deserves a lot more credit than what the critics have been giving it.

Last night I was at Starbucks with Ambrose and Emma. At 11 PM they announced that they were closing, so we and the other few patrons still in there started leaving. Ambrose and I got up and started going towards the door, not noticing that Emma was still at the table gathering her stuff, and that a twentysomething Indian guy had made his way right behind us leaving the coffee shop, too. I went through the door first, and then Ambrose next. Ambrose held the door open for who he thought was Emma and made a move to hold her hand, but when he turned around and saw the Indian guy instead, his reaction was "what the FUCK?!"

cotten kisses: the indian guy is probably tellin the same story
Hatchamadoo: probably
Hatchamadoo: lol
cotten kisses: 'some random asian kid decided to hold my hand at starbucks'
Hatchamadoo: haha
cotten kisses: and he was also probably thinking
cotten kisses: WHAT THE EFFF
Hatchamadoo: lol
cotten kisses: unless he was gay

RiceWisSomeNoodO (11:03:46 PM): ok
RiceWisSomeNoodO (11:03:47 PM): FUCK!@3$
RiceWisSomeNoodO (11:03:54 PM): a moth hit me in the face
Hatchamadoo (11:04:04 PM): what the..
RiceWisSomeNoodO (11:04:10 PM): do you ever wonder why moth's haven't like evolved to like
Hatchamadoo (11:04:12 PM): ahahahahha
RiceWisSomeNoodO (11:04:14 PM): fly less retardly

My mom and I were at the Mira Mesa Market Center (the one with Edwards and stuff) with the intention of going into Men's Wearhouse and asking about tuxedo rentals for Prom. So as we were driving through the parking lot, we saw an open spot, but thought that there was another open spot closer to the store so we went for that one instead. As we drove by, we realized that the spot was already taken; the smaller car in it had just been hidden by the SUV right next to it. So we go around back to the spot we saw before, but right then another car took it. For the next 10 minutes, we drove around the parking lot looking for a spot to park, each time with someone just ahead of us getting the spot. When we finally found one and walked into the store, one of the employees told us they he was sorry, but they were closed. I looked at their store hours in the front window, and it said that they closed at 5 PM. The time on my cell phone was 5:02.

-_-

A bunch of us were playing a card game called Mao at lunch, and that provided for some hilarity. To make sense of these following snippets of conversation, it might help to know that in the game, talking isn't allowed unless the game is paused by someone saying "point of order," and when you put your last card down, you have to say "mao" to win.

Caitlin - *puts down her last card* Yes! I win!!
Jonathan - *hands her back a card* No you didn't. You didn't say "mao."
Caitlin - Yeah? Well you know what? FUCK mao.

Someone - Point of order. Whats going on?
Ambrose - Thats a gay reason to stop the game! END POINT OF FREAKING ORDER. LETS GO.

*game is going but stops on Emma*
Emma - Point of order. Its not my turn!
Someone - Who's turn is it, then?
Someone else - Its Emmas! End point of order.
Emma - Point of order! Its not my freaking turn!

Caitlin - Damn, this game is addicting. I wonder if there's like.. an online version. Haha, you'd have to be like *imitates typing* p-o-i-n-t o-f o-r-d-e-r.

So while watching swim leagues Mimi, Austin, Caitlin, and I decided to go to Jamba Juice with me driving, and Austin threw this little plastic clapper toy thing out the window on the way out of the parking lot and was like "I'll come back for it later!"
Half an hour later, when we were coming back into the lot -
Austin: Look, its still there!
Me: Where? Here??
*swerves car to the side and over the toy*
*CRUUUNCH*
Austin: -_-
Mimi and Caitlin: ahahahahahah@!!1!

I also played a small part in Peter's plan to ask Taylor to Prom. She said yes. It was cute :P.

*updated* (I forgot a few dates)

I feel like a gabillion pounds have been lifted off my shoulders. Shiiiyet, son, AP tests and SATs are over! I'm officially done with Collegeboard standardized tests for this year. What makes me feel even better is that I'm pretty confident that I did fairly well on all of them. And finally, I'll hopefully have some free time to myself to do stuff like write in this thing again.

I'm seriously loving life right now.

Here's a list of dates to look foward to right now:

May 13 - paarttaaay
June 1 & 2 - bio camp with the craziest class on campus@!!
June 3 - WV's prom
June 4 - swim banquet
June 9 - maaaaaaybe possibly MC's prom
June something - dance across the decades
June 17 - music banquet
June 21 - last day of school (wahooo!)
June 23 - bonfire(?)
June 26 - Russha

Bring it on.

Haha, goooooooooosh, I haven't written anything in here in a while. For the record, my 100 free time is now at 1:03 (the exact same as it was at the end of last year's season, gaaahh). Looks like I've gone another year without breaking a minute, haha. Damn. Anyways, a lot of stuff has happened between the last post and now.. but I have standardized tests to study for. KAY BYE