This'll make the most sense if you've taken APEC.

If World War I were a real time strategy game:

*ArchDuke has entered the game*
ArchDuke: Hey guyz
German_Emp: sup *SERBIA_ROLLZ has killed ArchDuke!*
ArchDuke: WTF YOU CAMPING HOMO
German_Emp: u r ghey Serbia *SERBIA_ROLLZ has left the game*
ArchDuke: Thiz sux, Im leaving *ArchDuke has left the game*
*Aus_HuNg has entered the game*
Aus_HuNg: hey serbia
serbian-guy: wut
Aus_HuNg: im putting an ultimatum on ur azz
serbian-guy: shyt
German_Emp: me 2
TsarNick: hey serbia i'll help u
serbian-guy: thx
German_Emp: STFU nick
German_Emp: im goin after u *Franc3 has entered the game*
German_Emp: Im goin after u 2 Franc3
Franc3: WTF did I do?
German_Emp: u no
German_Emp: haha i just took belgium
UK: o no u didnt
UK: u suk
Aus_HuNg: nick u suk im gonna kill u
TsarNick: UK! help
UK: f.u. Aus, u suk
Franc3: ill help UK
TsarNick: did ne1 ask u? *Otto_D_Man: has entered the game*
Otto_D_Man:: hey guyz wuts up
Aus_HuNg: sebia wuz camping
Aus_HuNg: killed franz
Otto_D_Man:: haha serbiaz ghey
Otto_D_Man:: ill help
TsarNick: o come on Otto_D_Man:
TsarNick: i h8 u
UK: so do i
Franc3: me 2
TsarNick: Franc3, NO 1 CARES WUT U SAY
German_Emp: d00d thiz gameplay sux
UK: i kno
UK: trench warfare iz ghey
Franc3: just wait til the patch comez out
German_Emp: yeah right
German_Emp: thatll be bettr
German_Emp: *rolls eyes* *ITALY has entered the game*
ITALY: hey UK
ITALY: *wink*
UK: haha, hey
Aus_HuNg: WTF is ITALY doing here?
ITALY: delcaring war on u, n00b
Franc3: hahahaha
German_Emp: hell, while were at it
German_Emp: i declare war on portugal
Aus_HuNg: shyt, why not? *BulGARia has entered the game*
BulGARia: hey guyz
Aus_HuNg: sup
German_Emp: yo *BulGARia has killed serbian-guy*
serbian-guy: fvcking h4x *serbian-guy has left the game*
*R0m4n1a has entered the game*
R0m4n1a: wuts up guyz, can I still play?
UK: sure
UK: be on my team
R0m4n1a: ok
German_Emp: hey mexico
German_Emp: hey *mexicool is no longer idle*
mexicool: what?
German_Emp: wanna declare war on USA?
mexicool: fuk no
UK: dude ever heard of PMs?
German_Emp: oh shyt *USA has entered the game*
USA: German_Emp, ur azz is mine
German_Emp: shyt shyt shyt
Franc3: hahaha
UK: lol *Greece has entered the game*
*Rep_of_CHiNa has entered the game*
*Portugal! has entered the game*
USA: whuts with all these n00bs?
UK: I dunno
Franc3: o well, at least they're w/ us
TsarNick: ur still here?
Aus_HuNg: USA, UR teh n00b
USA: stfu
USA: ur next *RUSSIAN_troop has been killed*
*RUSSIAN_troop has been killed*
*RUSSIAN_troop has been killed*
*RUSSIAN_troop has been killed*
TsarNick: aw shyt
TsarNick: im outta here *TsarNick has left the game*
German_Emp: this sux
German_Emp: i coulda been playing Halo 2
German_Emp: let's end this
USA: ok
UK:ya
USA: u guyz lose tho
Aus_HuNg: i dont even care anymore *Aus_HuNg has left the game*
German_Emp: Tht sux0r3d
Franc3: yeah
German_Emp: i hav liek a depression now
USA: ROFL
Franc3: STFU i hav 1 to
German_Emp: good thing this will nvr happen again!
Franc3: yeah, def.